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Television's most toasted
crumpet has the gravitational pull of a medium-sized
planet. A Soave-swigging, chain-smoking, drug-taking,
long-legged sexual adventuress, she storms through
life, scattering empty bottles, full ashtrays and
crumpled conquests in her wake. She is a very tough
cookie.
But she is also a
dope cookie. Anna's worst enemy is Anna. Her high
intelligence is matched only by her low common sense.
Every time she takes two stilettoed-steps forward
she takes another one back - towards the sign saying
'completely off the rails.'
Anna's impoverished
Glaswegian background - 'my father left when I was
eleven: my mother went to bed with a packet of Tamazepan'
- is the cause of her insecurity. On the one hand,
it made her hugely ambitious to escape. On the other,
it sowed the seeds of self-destruction. She buys Ecstasy
from a dealer - and has to defend him in court the
next day. She is sent to Alcoholics Anonymous - and
then gets trashed. She fights like mad to get her
tenancy - and nearly throws it all away by snorting
coke in the loo. But here, with a tenner up her nose
and her life collapsing all around her, is the essential
appeal of Anna. She's vulnerable. Underneath the sassy,
brassy, sexy, strident siren is a lost little girl
who wants her mum. But she can't have her. Although
Anna greets the news of her mother's death with stunning
indifference, we know - and then we see - that the
indifference is a faade. And when that facade collapses
it's both shocking and heart-rending. The sight of
a drunken Anna, weeping in a sea of spilt wine and
broken glass, is one of the starkest images and most
poignant moments of This Life.
Her relationship with
Miles best defines the seething mass of contradictions
that is Anna. She wants him but she can't have him,
so she scatters banana skins over the rocky terrain
of their relationship. One minute she is climbing
into a wardrobe with him - the next she's throwing
a pint in his face.
She's good at throwing
spanners in other works as well: apart from doing
her best to scupper her career, she almost ruins the
terrific friendship she has with Milly - a friendship
that shows Anna at her witty, outrageous, generous,
loyal and fiercely protective best. She and Milly
couldn't be more different - 'I'm bad fairy. You're
sugar plum' - but the friendship works because of,
rather than in spite of those differences. There's
no competition between them.
But there's competition
in every other area of Anna's life - and at work in
particular. She will consider pretty much anything
in order to further her career: she samples a Sapphic
snog, sleeps with the clerk, butters up the boss and
bullies the opposition. This ought to make her into
a monster, a rapacious amoral slut - yet because she's
so up front about everything it just makes her moreŸmore
Anna. As Miles says to her of the beautiful, barmy
heroine of the film Betty Blue, 'She was a headcase
- but she was worth it.'
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