Written
by Kate Gartside
Directed by David Jackson
Anji
has decided it’s time she stopped shagging around
and looked for Mr Right. As part of her plan, she persuades
the girls to go speed dating with her – it’s
the perfect place to find her cafetiere man. The night
comes up trumps when Anji meets Alex. He invites her
back to his and the following morning promises to call.
Four days later, however, she hasn’t heard a
thing whilst Beth, on the other hand, gets a call from
Nigel, the banker she met the same night. Anji decides
her quest for the ideal man is over; Anji the slapper
is back.
Another
patient has died of MRSA on the ward and McManus
is on the rampage. As usual it’s the nurses’ fault
and Kate, to Clare’s annoyance, is appointed
infection control link nurse. McManus also turns
on Jamie who hasn’t been doing as much teaching
as he should. Lia seizes the opportunity to suggest
that the nurses and doctors drop their traditional
rivalry and offers to help him find a suitable
patient. When Gary Kahn is admitted with a collapsed
lung, however, Lia doesn’t think Gary is
up to it and refuses to let Jamie take him. Jamie
naturally assumes that Lia’s offer of help
was just a further opportunity to wind up the doctors.
Kate has
a huge row with Clare when she catches her about
to insert a catheter into an elderly patient. Clare
takes it as a personal attack but Kate is determined
to stop any potential risks of infection. She’s
at her wits end as to what might be the cause of
the MRSA until she spots McManus attending to a
patient, his tie brushing against a bandaged wound.
McManus is aghast but is forced to admit he hasn’t
washed his tie in years. He gives Kate the offending
article and, as an afterthought, asks her to give
his coat a good clean too.
Anji is
having a particularly bad day when she is invited
into the porters’ den for a cup of tea and
a biscuit. It’s a real relief to be treated
so affectionately by Bob Naylor and his mates and
it’s not long before she and Bob are having
a friendly shag in the trolley room. The next time
Anji escapes down to the porters’ room, Bob
is on his way out. He leaves her, instead, in the
capable hands of his mate Sonny, whom she also
obligingly shags.
Lia’s
found the perfect candidate for Jamie’s teaching
session but discovers he’s used Gary Kahn.
When Gary has an unexpected attack and dies, Lia
lets Jamie think that he may have caused it. Jamie’s
terrified, until he finds out Gary had undiagnosed
Marfan’s syndrome. Unrepentant, Lia points
out that if he had only trusted her and treated
her like an adult, she would have helped him. They
call an uneasy truce.
Anji is
still shagging Sonny and Bob but when a third porter,
Lee, assumes she’ll also want to shag him,
she suddenly realises what they all think of her.
She confesses to the girls that she’s been
behaving like a slapper and, worse still, has been
having unprotected sex all this time. The girls
reassure her but book her into an STD clinic to
be sure.
Out of
the blue, Alex reappears. Having lost her number,
he’s been trying to track her down for the
last few days. To her dismay, Anji remembers she’s
not to have sex until her results come back so
her next date with him is very chaste. As they
sit on his sofa holding hands it dawns on her that
she’s still on the rebound from Callum and
that, really, Alex isn’t her type at all.
Despite
Kate’s best endeavours, another patient
has died on the ward. McManus is completely baffled
until he notices that the patient has been catheterised
by Clare. Under a barrage of abuse, Clare hands
in her resignation and, to the delight of the
girls, McManus appoints Kate as the new ward
sister.
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