Anji: 'Top shelf publications'... What does that mean? Kate & Lia: PORN!

Episode Seven

Beth is appointed 'Discharge Champion' for the ward but is a little overzealous, discharging patients who are at death's door. Kate suspects she's doing it to impress Paul.

Kate's new, partying lifestyle means she's rarely sober and the girls are losing all respect for her. Beth's the first to actually say so and they fall out.

The holistic healthcare approach of the new Dutch registrar, Willem, raises a few eyebrows. While he's busy quizzing patients on their housing benefit, they're crying out for morphine. Crazy Kate is seduced by his holistic ethics and attempts to conform to his ideals. Finally, she realises that the only answer is to be herself.

A coked-up Jamie tells a drugs rep that the hospital has fixed some research by throwing away any petri dishes which produced unfavourable results. The news gets back to McManus and the research grant is pulled.

Beth misinterprets an off-hand comment from Paul and assumes that he'll pay for her to have her own flat. She couldn't be more wrong and by the time she finds out, she’s already told the girls. In an effort to make peace, Paul finally manages to give her an orgasm.