(NERVOUS)
I've never been in trouble before. And I've got
my finals coming up. I really don't need this.
DUNBAR
Don't panic you won't be swapping
your cap and gown for a stripey shirt just yet.
MARK
You sure?
DUNBAR
They've charged you under Section
5 of the Public Order Act. Offence to use foul or
offensive language in the site or hearing of someone
likely to be caused harassment. It's a load of bollocks.
MARK
It was two coppers.
Beat. DUNBAR looks at
the file, allows himself a little smile.
DUNBAR
What did you call them?
MARK
Wankers.
DUNBAR
I wouldn't call that an offence.
More an accurate description.
What d'you reckon?
MARK
(BIT UNSURE)
Reckon you're right.
DUNBAR
(SLIGHTLY LIFTED)
Sometimes one just drops into your lap and makes
your day.
DUNBAR kisses the back
of the file. MARK a bit perturbed.
