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Bruce Dunbar
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Dunbar's School of Law
Theodore Gulliver
Sarah Beckenham

The Cost of Victim Support

           
CHERYL
           
  I'm not a detective, I'm your Victim Liaison Officer.  
     
 
DUNBAR
 
 

What good's that to me?

 
     
 
CHERYL
 
  Well apart from anything else, I'm trained in bereavement counselling.  
     
 
DUNBAR
 
 

I've only been burgled.

 
     
 
CHERYL
 
  Victim support is still a Home Office priority. Instead of losing a parent or a partner, You've lost a computer. People need their computers.  
     
 
DUNBAR
 
  Usually a lot more than they need their partners, I can tell you.  
     
 
CHERYL
 
  Well I'm here to help you come to terms with that loss.  
     
 
DUNBAR
 
  Oh marvellous. You can't afford to let anyone investigate my loss, but you can afford to send round some bint to help me cope with the trauma caused by the fact you can't afford to let anyone investigate my loss.  
     
 
CHERYL
 
  I realise you're used to dealing with crime as a professional, Mr Dunbar. But being burgled is personal, you're bound to get emotional about it.  
     
 
DUNBAR
 
  No, I just get financial.  
     
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