A finger stops by the
name of a car on a sheet of paper.
DUNBAR'S
VOICE
Why do they always drive a Lexus?
CS ROSS'S
VOICE
It's got an engine.
DUNBAR'S
VOICE
No, you're thinking of a Merc.
DUNBAR
is leaning against the custody desk. CS ROSS is
out of sight in the back office.
DUNBAR
Lexus... Lex-us... Lex-as... Lex-ars...
What is a Lex arse anyway? I've heard of a duck's
arse, but why'd you want to call a car a Leck's
arse? What's it mean?... They're Japanese, ain't
they? Maybe the Nips meant to say Licks arse, but
couldn't spell it. (Bad Japanese accent) Ah, Licks
arse. (Normal accent) That's what these car makers
usually mean. But they can't come straight out with
it, can they?
DUNBAR is struck by another
thought.
DUNBAR
The Renault Clitoris... the Honda
Cervix... Fiat Labia, Citroen Urethra... Your Ford
Penis, of course,... Vauxhall Scrotum...
