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The Witness Detection Scheme

           
ASIAN KID
           
  What time am I in court?  
     
 
DUNBAR
 
 

About five minutes.

 
     
The ASIAN KID nods and peels off to join a bunch of other KIDS sitting on a wall outside the mags court.
 

 

 
 
GULLIVER
 
  Where’s he off to?  
     
 

DUNBAR

 
  Join the witness detection scheme.  
 
 
 
GULLIVER
 
  The witness detection scheme?  
     
 
DUNBAR
 
  Yeah. If the witness turns up, chummy goes home and his case is adjourned as a “no show”. If the witness don’t turn up, chummy goes to court and the case is still adjourned. With a bit of luck, after a few adjournments, everyone gets bored and the case is dropped.  
     
DUNBAR offers GULLIVER a folder.
     
 
DUNBAR
 
  It’s yours, if you fancy it.  
     
 
GULLIVER
 
  But I haven't read the case papers.  
     
 
DUNBAR
 
  Me neither. What do you think courts are for?  
     
Maximus Decimus
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Smooth Operator
The Cost of Victim Support
Intelligence-Led Policing
Consenting Sexual Injuries
Hourly Rate
Scummy Excuse
Faint Defence
Masturbatoris
Payback
An Honest Scumbag
A Damaged Woman
Fiddle The Difference
Bankrolled
The Laundry
Twelfth of Never
Dunbar's Dong
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