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Bruce Dunbar
Interview
Dunbar's School of Law
Theodore ERIC CURTIS
ERIC CURTIS Beckenham

The Laundry

INT. SMART RESTAURANT - EVENING 4

ERIC CURTIS drains wine into DUNBAR's glass over the remains of dinner.
     
 
ERIC CURTIS
 
  We'll draw up a contract in the morning. You drive a hard bargain.  
     
 
DUNBAR
 
  I think I'm offering value.  
     
           
ERIC CURTIS
           
  I can afford it at the moment. Business is doing well. There's money in the North these days you know.
 
     
 
DUNBAR
 
  Price of tripe's going through the roof.  
     
 
ERIC CURTIS
 
 

Lot of my trade's in cash. Don't know what to do with it, carrying bundles about in the boot of the car.

 
     
DUNBAR alert - narrows his eyes.
     
 
DUNBAR
 
  That's not wise.
 
     
 
ERIC CURTIS
 
  You're like me, you know how to get by in life, cut a few corners here and there.  
     
 
DUNBAR
 
  (cuts in)
Don't let's confuse things eh?
 
     
 
ERIC CURTIS
 
  What do you mean?  
     
 
DUNBAR
 
  I just get the feeling you might ask me to pop some of that cash in my firm's account.  
     
 
ERIC CURTIS
 
  Two hundred grand actually.  
     
 
DUNBAR
 
  Nah, I'm sorry, I don't do that.  
     
 
ERIC CURTIS
 
  What the fuck do you mean 'you don't do that'.  
     
 
DUNBAR
 
  (lowers his voice)
Money laundering. I'm not interested.
 
     
 
ERIC CURTIS
 
  I'm only trying to help you out. Chance to buy yourself a decent suit.  
     
 
 
  I play around with the Law but I don't break it.  
     
 
ERIC CURTIS
 
  You want some time to think about this?  
     
 
DUNBAR
 
  No need. It's not for me.  
     
 
ERIC CURTIS
 
  Aren't you? You ain't got a pot to piss in. Look at you - you're the same age as me and what have you made of yourself? Your poxy law firm's going down the tubes.  
     
 
DUNBAR
 
  Least no one owns me.  
     
 
ERIC CURTIS
 
  Who'd want to? You're clapped out. Get the fuck out of here.  
     
ERIC CURTIS looks away, sour and dark.
     
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