Bailed to appear this morning...Do
you think I'll appear before or after I prosecute
Kenny?
DUNBAR
After. Because Kenny was here first.
SARAH
You don't think we should have disclosed
a bit more of my defence?
DUNBAR
And give the prosecution a chance
to prepare?
SARAH
So why didn't
I go back to the pub?
DUNBAR
Listen, we get you up before a female
bench, spin a "woman in jeopardy" story,
a few tears, a dropped hanky, and you walk away
without a stain on your character.
(askance)
You might want to practice the crying bit, though.
SARAH
You are a scumbag, you know that?
DUNBAR
So are you. Kenny's still in there
'til you prosecute him later on. (A Beat) Come on.
I'll give you a lift home. I always like to try
it on with my female clients when they're distressed
and vulnerable.
SARAH
Wait a minute. You drove here?
DUNBAR
Yeah.
SARAH
But you were drinking too.
DUNBAR
Hallo, the deputy district judge
is back on the block.
SARAH
You were drink-driving too.
DUNBAR
Yeah, but I didn't get caught.
And whenever I'm entitled to a cab on legal aid,
I always like to drive myself and fiddle the difference.
