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Bruce Dunbar
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Dunbar's School of Law
Theodore Gulliver
Sarah Beckenham

A Damaged Woman

INT. PROSECUTORS' OFFICE - DAY 2

SARAH comes in brandishing a letter.
     
 
SARAH
 
  I've just been appointed to train as a district judge.  
     
 
DUNBAR
 
  Listen kid, never kid a kidder.  
     
SARAH hands him her letter of acceptance.
     
           
SARAH
           
  No, I applied a few months back and they've accepted me.
 
     
 
SPINKY
 
  So in a couple of years, he could be up before you.  
     
 
SARAH
 
 

It looks that way.

 
     
 
DUNBAR
 
  Jesus Christ. That Blunkett's thrown some crap at defence lawyers in the past - abolishing the right to silence, double jeopardy - but making you a deputy district judge is like declaring a police state.  
     
 
SARAH
 
  Of course, I'll have to do my pupillage at another court.  
     
 
DUNBAR
 
  Well they've more chance of seeing the Queen snowballing at a bukkake party than hearing you utter the words "Not guilty".  
     
 
SPINKY
 
  Come on. At least, she knows her stuff. Which is more than you can say for most DJs.  
     
 
SARAH
 
  (Sweetly)
And besides, isn't Justice always portrayed as woman?
 
     
 
DUNBAR
 
  No, it's always portrayed as a damaged woman.  
     
Maximus Decimus
Sign the form
The witness detection scheme
Street Value
The Truth...
Car Salesman
In Don't Care
Smooth Operator
The Cost of Victim Support
Intelligence-Led Policing
Consenting Sexual Injuries
Hourly Rate
Scummy Excuse
Faint Defence
Masturbatoris
Payback
An Honest Scumbag
A Damaged Woman
Fiddle The Difference
Bankrolled
The Laundry
Twelfth of Never
Dunbar's Dong
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