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Bruce Dunbar
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Dunbar's School of Law
Theodore Gulliver
Sarah Beckenham

An Honest Scumbag

INT. MAGISTRATES COURT - COURT #2 - DAY 3

The court is empty. The door opens and SARAH enters, she looks around before taking a seat at the back. DUNBAR comes in for her hearing and hands her a handkerchief.
     
 
DUNBAR
 
  Don't forget the hankie.  
     
           
SARAH
           
  I can't use the defence of an "emergency" if I want to be a district judge.
 
     
 
DUNBAR
 
  Well, you've no chance of being a judge, if you don't.  
     
 
SARAH
 
 

No.

 
     
 
DUNBAR
 
  Look, there's not just one Madge coming up there, but three. A bench full of quivering female empathy, just panting for a "woman in jeopardy" story and you want to throw that away?  
     
 
SARAH
 
  I can't make myself out to be a victim. I can't stand up in court and say I'm not responsible for my own actions.  
     
 
DUNBAR
 
  What were you drinking last night? There's no tosser in this place who takes responsibility for anything. So why should you be any different?  
     
 
SARAH
 
  Because that's who I am. If I claim I wasn't responsible for my actions last night, how can I say that some kid with learning difficulties or high on drugs is responsible for theirs? This mugging, that assault -  
     
 
DUNBAR
 
  What does it matter if you're a hypocrite? Join the club. It goes with the job. Bit of latin, bit of Greek and total fucking hypocrite. It's the first thing that goes down on your CV.  
     
 
SARAH
 
  Not if you're an honest scumbag.  
     
 
DUNBAR
 
  Look, I worship the pedestal you walk on, alright? But take the plea. I'm begging you - you'd make a great judge.  
     
 
SARAH
 
  Only because I'm pleading guilty.  
     
The CLERK comes in and starts shuffling his papers.
     
Maximus Decimus
Sign the form
The witness detection scheme
Street Value
The Truth...
Car Salesman
In Don't Care
Smooth Operator
The Cost of Victim Support
Intelligence-Led Policing
Consenting Sexual Injuries
Hourly Rate
Scummy Excuse
Faint Defence
Masturbatoris
Payback
An Honest Scumbag
A Damaged Woman
Fiddle The Difference
Bankrolled
The Laundry
Twelfth of Never
Dunbar's Dong
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